Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They have beer where we have blood.
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Who died my cat blue again?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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