sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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