I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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