you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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