Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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