Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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