Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it hurts more in the daytime
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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