The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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