brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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