you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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