white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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