He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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