South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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