i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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