I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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