I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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