that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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