turn off your phone and go to bed
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys