I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages