do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...