Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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