ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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