i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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