I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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