I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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