your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
he thought i was a dude.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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