I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
