You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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