They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
BRING THE BAGELS
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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