How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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