Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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