How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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