the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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