I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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