You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
ttyl tear gas
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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