the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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