Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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