dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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