I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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