Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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