Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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