who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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