Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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