I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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