i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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