Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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