unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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