whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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