I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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