And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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