I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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