somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
the condom got lost in my hair
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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