I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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