You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Please don't give away my fajitas
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