Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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