To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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