I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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