what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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